Maths…No matter how many years go by….It’s always a Pain In The Ass!!!


Ah! Maths……whatever you do this stupid thing will never leave you…it will linger on until it takes over your mind…even your dreams(NOT EXAGGERATING!!)….I curse Aryabhatta…why ??...because he started this shit!!!.. he invented the 0 and permanently ruined every person’s life in vicinity…..I mean what did we ever do to you??...Now we have to suffer because he went ALL CREATIVE (People who love maths…will not understand my pain)…anyway so he went ahead and destroyed all our lives anyway and we can’t kill him as he died 25OO years ago(this is just an estimation)…..so unless somebody has a time machine(If you do…tell me now…OR I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU)….my apologies if that last sentence seemed a bit too violent..but I meant it. I mean why can’t maths be a optional subject???.It is MY DREAM…that one day there will exist a parallel universe where there will be no such thing as Maths…but isn’t that everybody’s dream??....anyway..many people who hate maths  are also good at it…to that I say WHAT???...how can you hate maths AND be good at it at the same time?....either you’re a genius or Im the stupidest person alive….(It can be both…or neither…not necessarily in that order…). This is the ONE subject I can’t grasp no matter how much I try..you can say I’m blonde…and I won’t deny that. But maths will never ever ever be one of my favourite subjects….trust me MANY people have tried..but to no avail. Oh…I do come of as a massive disappointment when it comes to maths…..but I try it’s not like I don’t(trust me I try..)..but it never works!!!..I hope there are some people who share my disappointment…or are all the people immersing in self-satisfaction???….anyway, if you are awesome in maths..then good for you..because I know I’ll never achieve anything in maths….sometimes I feel like there is no use trying….it’s always the SAME gut-wrenching disappointment when I see my math paper….all I’m thinking about now is….soon 10th will be over and I will choose my stream in which maths ka koi namo nishan nhi hoga…..(sorry to use hindi all of a sudden…but it best suited this situation)….



P.S-People who don’t like maths…I am totally with you…and those who want maths to be removed PERMANENTLY(evil voice used)....please comment so we can start a petition or something…because I am LITERALLY getting tired of this particular disturbance!!!


Signing Off……Buh-Bye and Stay Simple my fellow humans…




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